{"id":7031,"date":"2026-02-17T11:51:05","date_gmt":"2026-02-17T11:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.laopress.com\/press\/wpress\/?post_type=product&#038;p=7031"},"modified":"2026-02-17T11:56:48","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T11:56:48","slug":"the-upgrade","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/www.laopress.com\/press\/wpress\/product\/the-upgrade\/","title":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wcmp-player-container product-7031\"><audio controlslist=\"nodownload\" data-product=\"7031\"  volume=\"1\" id=\"7031\" preload=\"none\" data-lazyloading=\"none\" class=\"wcmp-player track mejs-classic\" data-duration=\"3:42\"><source src=\"https:\/\/www.laopress.com\/press\/wpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/wcmp\/95f5124af0fded4f4ac71ab56a6be49f.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mp3\" \/><\/audio><\/div>THE UPGRADE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mmm\u2026 yeah.<br \/>\nYou look like you\u2019re holding onto something\u2026 expired.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s check the date on that, shall we?<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s a static noise on a broken radio<br \/>\nHe\u2019s a black and white film with nowhere to go<br \/>\nYou\u2019re a Technicolor dream in a world of gray<br \/>\nSo why are you letting him get in the way?<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s \u201cokay,\u201d sure\u2026 but \u201cokay\u201d is a bore<br \/>\nYou\u2019re a Ferrari parked at a grocery store<br \/>\nDon\u2019t settle for the crumbs when I\u2019m the whole damn cake<br \/>\nHow many more excuses are you gonna make?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe you need\u2026 another one.<br \/>\nA little more heat, a little more fun.<br \/>\nIf the old one\u2019s cold and the spark is gone<br \/>\nHoney, it\u2019s time to move it along.<\/p>\n<p>Do you need\u2026 another one? 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